Third Grandpa left behind a bronze mirror, and a bastard of a dog crawled out of it. From then on, Luo Hao was dragged into tomb raiding...
"You dead dog, are you sure there's a tomb down there?"
"Of course! My nose is way more reliable than those Luoyang shovels of yours!"
"Screw you! This is a tomb? Whose dog buried its bones here?!"
"A zombie!" Luo Hao shouted.
"Don't be scared! Bite him!" said the black dog.
"You do it! Bite him!" Luo Hao shouted.
"I meant you should bite him. A civilized dog like me would never bite anyone..."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
The author is a eunuch.