Zuo Junran accidentally transmigrates to the Naruto world, and on top of that, he's a freaking baby! Wait, old man, why are you wearing a headband with the character for "oil" on it? What are you going to do to me?! At least I've got an incredibly powerful System with me.
Zuo Junran: "System, exchange me for Devil Fruits, a Saiyan System, and powers from American comics. I want to show off! I want to dominate the Hokage world!"
System: "The Host has been detected as a penniless loser and cannot afford any exchanges. Please work hard to earn money!"
Hokage: "An S-rank mission pays ten million. Can you complete it?"
Zuo Junran: "Forget ten million! I'd do it for five million!"
Gamabunta: "Bro, this isn't right. You're robbing people!"
Zuo Junran: "Don't say things that are so brutally honest! Come on, join me!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
