You're reading a blurb.
First note: This book is just something I wrote on a whim. Don't take it too seriously. If anything seems familiar, I was probably copying, so please don't expose me.
Second note: I'm lazy, and I don't have a professional background in the humanities, so I can't guarantee either the update schedule or the quality of this book.
In summary: I'm probably too lazy to even try to get this book signed, and I doubt I'll charge for it. So, basically, I'll write whatever I feel like, and you can read it however you like. If the story doesn't sit right with you or makes you unhappy, or even angry, then just stop reading. Being happy is what matters most.
Lastly, thank you.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.
