The Tough Guy in One Piece

"Grandson, let your big brother tell you a story."

"What story?"

"A story about all the world's famous people getting kidnapped..."

"Forget it. I'd rather hear you tell stories about picking up girls."

"Pick up your mom? That's your grandma..."

"..." His grandson stared back, completely dumbfounded...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.