The team captain: "I want to file a complaint! Some minion took a dump and fired off an explosive in the brush, right in my face!"
Faker: "Complaint! The Dragon got dragged into my lane by a minion and attacked me, and it kept calling me a stupid Korean!"
Xiao Lou: "Waaah, I... I want to complain. A minion chased me across half the map with its bare butt out..."
Ruofeng: "I deeply sympathize with everyone's experiences above! But who the hell saw a minion standing on a wall and pissing all over me...?"
Strawberry: "Heh, I saw a minion barbecuing and drinking beer with the Dragon in the pit. I got so scared I threw my mouse!"
Looking at the chat window as the high-ranked players went berserk with their cursing, Zhang Xiaojian muttered, "Pathetic noobs!" Then he calmly went back to fishing in the river.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
