As a computer, you absolutely need one function: turning on.
Once it's on, whatever you want to do, whether writing an article or looking up information, you'll need to use copy and paste.
SO--
Believe it or not, I'll lead eight million Gundams and wipe you out in minutes!
All right, one thing to say about this book: it's a slow burn. I'm just writing it for fun, and I won't be publishing it commercially.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.