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April 1 daily update: None.
My name is Ping An, and I'm an immortal.
I somehow ascended to the Marvel Universe, and on my first day, I accidentally beat the Hulk to a pulp.
Hydra asked me to tell its fortune and find out when it would rule the world. But since it still can't afford my fee, we're still negotiating.
S.H.I.E.L.D. wants to hire me too. They don't have any money either, but they're willing to offer their female agents as collateral, so I reluctantly agreed.
Thanos has been a little conflicted lately. He lost the Infinity Gauntlet to me in a card game, which put a bit of a damper on his grand ambition to destroy the galaxy.
Also, I hear there are some big shots in the Marvel Universe who are seriously badass and will go back in time to kill someone's whole family at the drop of a hat. I'm just a minor immortal, so I'm a little scared.
One last thing I want to ask: why won't Coca-Cola release a ginger... ale...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
The immortal is so fake! The immortal's spiritual consciousness has been lost! I was really speechless.
The fairy you wrote, author, is too fake! Can't beat mutants? Even if his power control is poor, then you won't let the protagonist learn to control his power while participating in the plot!
It's simply an insult to the immortals. Are immortals so weak???