Throw Shuriken 1,000 times and earn 1 ninja point.
Eat ten bowls of ramen at Ichiraku Ramen and earn 20 ninja points.
What? The rewards are too small, so you don't want to do it?
Then how about earning 1,000 ninja points for deceiving the same woman ten times? Will you do that?
Bad at talking? Your conscience bothering you?
How about this: beat up "Sarutobi Hiruzen" once, and you'll get 15,000 ninja points. Does that sound good?
Afraid to die?
How can you save the world if you're afraid to die?
What? You just want to spend your whole life eating, drinking, and having fun?
Fine. This is the story of a legendary shinobi who eats, drinks, has fun, and travels the world.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
