Dragon Ball: I'm Cell, Damn It

Planet Vegeta hasn't been destroyed yet, which means Sun Wukong hasn't gone to Earth yet. Where did Cell come from?

Why doesn't the protagonist travel through time and become a flying pile? Isn't that even more awesome?

I was speechless after reading the introduction. How can someone with evil intentions still regain his strength?

Shalu is an asexual person!

I lost interest after reading the introduction. Is it possible to use vitality bombs if I have evil thoughts? How can you fire vitality bombs without someone else giving you vitality?

You need someone to give you vitality bombs, otherwise how can you use them?

God TM Shalu can evolve infinitely

Majin Buu was beaten by the mysterious Gohan before absorbing Gotenks, and he was beaten by the mysterious Gohan after absorbing Gotenks. Do you think his energy was not greatly enhanced?

This is the worst idiot I've ever seen.

Cell feels very similar to Meruem. They both become stronger through devouring, both are green, and both are insects.