I have a fiancee who says she's the Champion of the United States.
I have an insanely powerful younger brother who, they say, has caught nearly every Pokemon in Kanto.
I also have an outrageous System that calls itself the Knockoff System, so good at copying the original that it would make the original cry.
And I have a group of incredibly powerful, eccentric Pokemon who are every Trainer's nightmare.
Champions? Elite Four? They're all targets for me to trample. Legendary Pokemon? Mythical Pokemon? They're my targets to capture.
I'll dominate the entire league and become the strongest Pokémon Master and the greatest Gym Leader.
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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
