I always thought I was a pretty ordinary shut-in, until I somehow got a System. Though I'm still a shut-in, and I still think I'm pretty ordinary.
I always thought my System was a piece of junk, until I took an arrow to the knee. Oh, no, a bullet. Though I still think the System is an idiot.
I always thought I was a single loser, until I became paralyzed from the waist down. I'm still a loser, but it seems I won't be single anymore.
I'm just a shut-in, damn it! Put this much pressure on me and I'm really going to lose it!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
