The Blade of the Phoenix is so powerful? I'm the Eight Trigrams Furnace, and I can spew Samadhi True Fire, the supreme flame under Heaven. The Rinnegan is so powerful? I'm the Reincarnation Brush, and the Book of Life and Death and the Judge's Brush are my incarnations. The Gum-Gum Fruit is so powerful? I'm the Golden Cudgel. I can grow as big or as long as I want. As my enemy, you can die in countless ways! Get sent into space as trash by the Banana Fan. Be turned into pus by the Purple-Gold Gourd. Be crushed into a meat patty by the Heaven-Flipping Seal. Be ground to dust, soul and all, by the Primordial Golden Dipper...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
