Your Majesty, Your Trousers Have Fallen Off

Fragment 1: A certain woman sat cross-legged in an inconspicuous manner and spoke loudly about her glorious history, "I once..." Before she could finish her words, she saw the emperor and his concubines slowly approaching, and immediately whispered, "I once said, it is a pleasure to learn and practice!" Fragment 2: "Hahahaha" A certain woman laughed so hard that she lost her temper and suddenly found an emperor not far away with a dark face about to explode. A certain woman turned around seriously and scolded the innocent underground man, "Did you see, you just laughed like this! It's so unladylike!" In modern times, she is angry with teachers, blows up schools, and steals cultural relics In ancient times, fighting with concubines, beating the queen, and picking up male prostitutes Still having a good time But unexpectedly, he fell on a toilet hand! In this way, a hilarious and bizarre journey to the toilet begins. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.