What if Water Margin, the Condor Trilogy, Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils, The Twin Dragons of the Tang Dynasty, The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber... and countless other Jin Yong wuxia stories all merged into one world? What if Pan Jinlian, Li Shishi, Mu Guiying, Little Dragon Girl, Wang Yuyan, Huang Rong... all gathered before one man? A virtuous man from nine lifetimes is reborn as Ximen Qing, with a Merit System at his side. Then there's only one thing left to do: get to work! With a huge estate, a thriving business, and a well-endowed body, I'm Lord Ximen! A Cockroach production: so good it'll knock you dead.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.
