One day, Xiao Wen gave a speech broadcast live to the whole world.
Xiao Wen declared dramatically, "I want the sky to be unable to shield my eyes ever again!"
Robin-chan interrupted him: "Unless there's something wrong with your eyes, how could a clear, cloudless sky block your vision? Are you nearsighted or farsighted? That's a medical condition. You should get it treated!"
Xiao Wen calmly continued, "I want the earth to be unable to bury my heart ever again!"
Robin-chan interrupted him again: "You're not even dead yet. How could anyone bury you? Are you joking?"
Xiao Wen began to get nervous. "I want all living beings to understand what I mean!"
Robin-chan still interrupted him: "You want everyone to become as silly as you? Otherwise, what are we supposed to make of that? It doesn't even make sense!"
Xiao Wen was sweating profusely. "I want all the Buddhas to vanish without a trace!"
Robin-chan: "This is One Piece! Where are you getting Buddhas from? There aren't any!"
Xiao Wen was speechless. "Isn't Sengoku one? And, Robin-chan, why are you being so mischievous? This is a speech to all the people of the world..."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate anything in this story.
