Gintama: The Everlasting Yorozuya

Harem version: I have Kagura on my left, Little Nine on my right, Little Monkey at my waist, and A Miao at my chest. If a man gets in my way, I'll castrate him. If a woman does, there's still room beneath me!

Bromance version: I have Sougo on my left, Zura on my right, Gin-san at my waist, and Toshi at my chest. If a pig gets in the way, I'll slaughter it. If a chicken does... Come on, join us!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.