A Certain Unscientific Legendary Pokemon

"The elf is reacting!" The mechanical voice of the Pokédex was painfully grating.

"Damn it, I'm human!" The person who had angrily flung down the Pokédex stomped on it twice.

"Return, Vincent!" At the girl's soft command, he turned into a beam of red light and entered a certain red-and-white object.

"Hey! This isn't science!" the person inside the Poké Ball cried out in anguish.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.