Dark times, twisted space,
Faithful devotion grants us power,
The world weeps, and the slaughter continues.
If you want others to cherish you, you must first be lost to memory.
The road to heaven must be stained with blood.
We must obey the rules of doctrine.
Let me become the most devout preacher,
And the killers shall become my followers.
No one can withstand the power of the Evil God.
He needs blood, and he needs mercy.
I will give you the cruelest life, then mercifully send you on your way.
Good and evil will change as one,
And transform this sky filled with darkness.
Immortality is the Evil God's gift.
I will protect your body,
And I will rule this entire world.
Let everyone see a different Hidan, and let Hidan rule this world. Come at me, all you enemies. The Akatsuki want me to join? Then let's see if your killing is up to the task. Konoha wants to put me on its wanted list? Well...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
Why am I so **** after reading this?