Online Writer's Time Travel Story

Sometimes they are sad, sometimes hurt, sometimes apart, sometimes together. Sometimes they are happy, sometimes angry, sometimes sad, and sometimes sad. From time to time they put on a romantic drama. They staged a love drama from time to time. From time to time, they put on a hilarious comedy. From time to time they put on a humorous show. Hey, man, how did you get here? "Hey, don't mention it. I traveled through time by falling into a pit of hair while going to the toilet. What about you?" "Me? I was picking up girls in the library, but I accidentally stepped on dog poop. Hey... Don't mention how unlucky I am, I was just confused. I used to write time travel stories, but I never thought that the hero would step on dog poop and time travel. What a failure! However, I really didn't expect that such a stupid thing as time travel would happen to me." "Shit, what kind of time travel is that? You are not worth mentioning compared to me. If you want to talk about me, the two on the left and right... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.