The Queen with Many Beautiful Men Has Arrived

Time travel? Princess? Wow, there are so many beautiful men, let me kiss one quickly, what are you waiting for! Why don't you let me kiss you? Don't think that because you are my husband, you can stop me from picking up beautiful men. I will punish you by kneeling on the washboard tonight. What? You said you were hungry and wanted to eat me, but I told you, I am unhappy and cannot let you eat. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.