“Salamence, Dragonite, Hydreigon, Tyranitar, Garchomp, and Charizard are so cool! Dialga, Palkia, Lugia, the Legendary Birds, the Legendary Beasts, Mew, Ho-Oh, Kyogre, Groudon, and Arceus are all garbage!”
“Why is it so hot? Ah, a meteor!”
“Where am I?”
“Child, you're dead. I can grant you five wishes.” “Really? All right. For my first wish, I want Salamence, Dragonite, Hydreigon, Tyranitar, Garchomp, and Charizard. For my second, I want something that lets them Mega Evolve infinitely. For my third, I want to transmigrate with the Pokemon from the games. I'll tell you the last two next time.”
“Sorry, we don't have Mega Evolution. We only have this.” “That works too.” “886.” “Oh, I forgot to tell him not to let his right hand touch men carelessly. Never mind, I'll tell him next time. First, let's observe three seconds of silence for those men.”
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