The Emperor's Uncle in Time Travel Is Too Doting

Scenario 1: Secret guard: "Master, the princess used poison to melt the clothes on the fifth prince's body in the street." A certain emperor's uncle: "It's all gone"? Secret guard: "Only a pair of obscene pants is left." A certain emperor's uncle was proud: "As expected of my uncle's Xiao Qi'er, he actually developed this magical medicine. Here's the order, the palace will hold a banquet for three days, and I will have a good celebration for Xiao Qi'er." After a certain emperor's uncle finished speaking, he did not forget to laugh three times. The secret guard fell. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.