There's No Way My Sister Likes Girls

Hello everyone! I am Mahiru Toya, the strongest human being in the world. Some people may have some doubts about what I said above, but what I want to tell you solemnly is that this is a fact. Why don't I use punctuation in this paragraph? Because only in this way can I express my profound literary skills. Brackets laugh. Although this is the case, I don't think there is any similarity between my life and my name! Why is it that my all-powerful sister can easily win the hearts of girls, but I can only be surrounded by gay guys who shout that same-sex is true love and occasionally have to complete some weird tasks? ! Does it mean that if the sister is Lily, then the brother must be gay? Damn, this setting is not interesting at all. Do you think any readers will laugh? Stupid author! To make matters worse, a very terrible thing happened this spring—— Why did I become a magical girl? ! ! ! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.