On a dark and stormy night, a black cat with a voice as lovely as a voice actress's gave a deadbeat otaku a flirtatious look and a smile. "Would you like to become a Saint?" The King of Conquests gave a lecherous grin and asked, "Can a Saint turn the unreal into reality?" The black cat hesitated, then said yes. The otaku agreed. The cat was puzzled and asked why. The otaku solemnly replied, "Today, I have a dream. I want money and houses to never again stand in the way of a loser finding love. I want to turn the unreal into reality and let the radiance of two-dimensional beauties shine in the three-dimensional world: Hinagiku Katsura, Athena Tennoshu, Rin Tohsaka, Asuna, everyone from The Daitoshokan no Hitsujikai with their August faces, and everyone from Novus Aetyl. I will 'save' you from the illusory two-dimensional world!" And so began his grand adventure of picking up girls. No, that's wrong. His journey to attain sainthood, save beautiful girls, and rescue the world!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
