Damn! Who says farmers are useless? Who says farmers can't do anything? Who says farmers are good for nothing? Watch me change people's lives and boost the economy.
Damn! Who says I'm not beautiful? I'll show you just how beautiful I am. Who says I'm not gentle? I'll be so gentle you'll never recover. Who says I can't play music, chess, calligraphy, or painting? Watch me educate a whole new generation.
Damn! I'm a lucky star. Wherever I go, things thrive. Wherever I stop, fortune blooms.
The emperor? Damn, what does that have to do with me? Handle it yourself. I'm a commoner. The prime minister? I'll stay far away from you. What are you doing? I've already left, so why are you still following me? I don't want to. No! You can keep your many wives and concubines. Someday, I can have a few young men of my own too, one on each arm. Hee hee...
Seeing someone glaring furiously, I make a quick escape with an earth-burrowing spell.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
