Yakumo Bai: I have something to tell you. Don't freak out.
Reimu: We're the local police. We don't get scared.
Yakumo Bai: I was just kidnapped by youkai.
Marisa: Which youkai?
Yakumo Bai: There were lots of them, like a mermaid who was half human and half fish, and an angel with a human front and wings in back, and one dressed all in red... Where's her head? No, not Sekibanki. She's a great youkai! A great youkai! Have you met Lady Ran and Lady Yukari? You know, those great youkai with both short-haired and long-haired types, and all of them have great figures. Got it?
Marisa: Got it. Go on.
Yakumo Bai: They were desperate to get on top of me, saying I was adorable. Who doesn't know that? Then they kidnapped me, right there in the Scarlet Devil Mansion... There were nothing but youkai, and even a Hourai immortal! One had black hair and one had white hair... What are you laughing at?
Reimu: I just remembered something happy. There's money in my donation box.
Yakumo Bai: And what are you laughing at?
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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.
I have gone through untold hardships, overcame many difficulties, and devoted myself to practicing Taoism for more than twenty years. Finally, I glimpsed the way of heaven and formed the golden elixir! Entering the coveted golden elixir avenue! Why do you want to destroy my dantian and shatter my golden elixir! "Pah! The little nurse next to me patted me and said, "Stop talking so much! Isn't it just a gallstone? As for that? In the obstetrics and gynecology department on the second floor, there is a girl with extraordinary beauty who became a Nascent Soul at the age of sixteen! Why don't you let us take it as usual? So there are several distraction periods in the mental hospital next door, there is an out-of-body state in the underground morgue, and there are two integration periods in the hotel opposite. No, there is a new Mahayana master on the second floor who has just survived the thunder tribulation.
I am here to cheat and reply. It is said that those who reply to me will buy lottery tickets and win 10 million starting tomorrow. There are so many beauties around you, lining up to wait for your blessing. From now on, you will be free from all diseases, live a long and healthy life, and your whole family will be healthy and harmonious. As for whether you will reply or not, you can decide by yourself.
Ah... How many years has it been... Is it still being updated... I remember that it was still being updated in 2014, and it has been up to now. Since the update to the Holy See, the updates have become slower and slower, so I have been keeping it... As a result, after a year, I looked back and saw that there were not a few updates, so it has been put to the current [**] year. When I die, I don't know if it will be finished...
Is this book a few years old? I went from TM High School to now, after graduating from college, I still work in the Kings Game
I really want to read the continuation of the main story. When can the protagonist return to Gensokyo? . .
The author is lying, please fill in the holes before cutting ~ don't go too far! Big
Damn it, I really want to rape the author
I read it when I was in junior high school. Now that I'm in college, I've read a few more chapters.
I started pursuing this book in the sixth grade of elementary school, and I have just completed my college graduation defense...
September 3, **... When I read this book, it was in 14 or 15 years. I was still a student at that time, and now I will be almost 30 years old in four years! There are still the same few pictures... Basically not updated much, I c