I Love You, Your Highness, Bring It On

I LOVE YOU: Your Highness, Please Accept the Challenge

Excerpt 1: "Hey, how'd you end up here?" An Ziling asked curiously. "This isn't your house. Why can't I be here? Damn it, I still need to settle a score with you!" Ming Luoxi couldn't hold back anymore. "Darling, why are you mixing up your gender again?" Ye Xiaoyou shouted... "You're the one mixing up genders! Your whole family is mixing up genders! This is called an experience! An experience, got it? If you don't get it, just squeak!" Ming Luoxi yelled. "Squeak..."

Excerpt 2: "If Xiaoyou did anything to upset you before, you could have told us and talked it over. Why did you have to resort to violence? Don't you know that fighting is against the law? Don't you know how serious the crime of intentionally hurting someone is? Don't you know that Buddhists value compassion? Don't you know how severe the consequences of hurting someone can be? Don't look at me like that. This was entirely self-defense. I..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.