The world's heroes rise from my generation. Once I enter the Shinobi World, the years fly by. I speak of conquest and dominion with laughter, yet life is no more than one drunken dream. The Shinobi World is vast, but where does its summit lie? In the past, there was the Sage of Six Paths. Today, there is me, Naruto Uzumaki. I move heaven and earth, shake the cycle of reincarnation, shatter the firmament, and defy cause and effect. One man laughs at the mortal world, and with one drink, brings the world to an end!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
