A group of otaku desperate for attention got dragged by their idiot of a friend to some mysterious place. The person waiting for them was the great moe goddess, Nagato Yuki. But this moe goddess was a little strange: she liked playing all kinds of 18+ "PAPA" games, and was incredibly devious. So the otaku unanimously decided that they would conquer her someday. As time passed, their desire to go home erupted completely. However... the moe goddess... refused to let them leave. And so began the mission of the "Nine Perverts Desperate for Attention and the Righteous Mage": team up to charm the world.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
