Pokemon: A Long Journey

Serious version: This world has far too many mysteries waiting for us to explore. So, let's begin our long journey! There'll be Pokémon, and there'll be girls. Money? I've never been short of that.

Jokey version: The important thing bears repeating three times: Cynthia is mine, Cynthia is mine, Cynthia is mine.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.