I Am a Farmer

Ergou from Luanshiping didn't know his surname. Some people said his surname should be Deng, because the cripple Deng in the village was a frequent visitor to Ergouniang's bed; some said his surname should be Liu, because Ergou looked a bit like Liu Guanggun, who died in the village; some people said his surname should be Wang, because some people said they saw Ergouniang lying on the kang of Village Chief Wang. As for what his surname should be, Ergou also asked his mother, but it turned out that Ergou's mother took a broomstick and spread Ergou's buttocks, then pointed at the bridge of Ergou's nose and cursed: "What's your last name?! Even if you call Ergou, what's your surname?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.