Naughty Consort: Prince, Stop Running Away

Concubine: "Your Highness, be serious. Actually, I'm a woman."

Prince: "I've known you were a woman for hundreds of years."

The concubine frowned deeply and tugged desperately at the hem of her clothes. "If you've known for hundreds of years, why didn't you say anything? So, you see, it's wrong of you to tease me like this. You made me think you were into men."

The prince chuckled mysteriously. "All right, then. To make it up to you, how about you tease me instead?"

Concubine: "Your Highness... I'm the one getting the short end of the stick. We keep teasing each other, but somehow you're always the one taking liberties with me..."

Once everything had settled, the concubine sniffled and stroked her round belly, glaring at the man. "Your Highness... What about my belly? Why did you lie to me...?"

He smiled wickedly. "All right, I lied to you for a little while. I'll make it up to you for the rest of this life and the next. How about that?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.