"I am the scheming queen"... Don't try to out-scheme me. I'll be even more scheming than you. Don't try to outdo me in shamelessness. I'll be even more shameless than you. Don't call me an idiot. I'm even better at eating than you are... Don't try to outdo me in being a scoundrel. I'm even more of a scoundrel than you... Hahahahaha! I will only marry, never give myself away. I refuse to believe any of you can marry me...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
