In an abandoned room at Konoha Hospital, Princess Tsunade is burning up, and the normally imposing Strength of a Hundred Seal has dissolved into a flush of crimson. Biting her lip, she clutches the hem of the shirt worn by the laid-back young ninja before her. "Kitahara Kaede... Is your so-called unconventional training really just making me take off my ceremonial robe?"
Kitahara Kaede braces one hand against the cold tile, trapping the future Fifth Hokage between his chest and the wall. His scorching fingertips slide down her trembling collarbone, and he flashes a carefree smile. "Lady Tsunade, your chakra pathways are blocked. How else can I clear them without getting close? Bear with it. It would be quite a scene if someone heard one of the legendary Sannin gasping in here..."
After awakening the Misaligned Master-Disciple, Ten-Thousandfold Returns System, all he has to do is take haughty adult kunoichi as disciples and teach them in an unorthodox, wildly out-of-character way to become invincible while he lies flat! While Danzo is still plotting to seize power and the Third Hokage is still making empty promises, Tsunade, Kurenai Yuhi, Mei Terumi, and Uzuki Yugao have already been reduced to tears in Kitahara Kaede's late-night training room, pleading in trembling voices: "Teacher, could you go a little easier on us in tonight's lesson?"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.