My Trait Gets Exposed, and the Martial God Makes Me Live Off Her

"Don't move... Keep squirming and I'll miss the nerve controlling your spine with this needle."

Inside the dark, cramped interstellar escape pod, Kafka, a Stellaron Hunter, straddled Su Bai's lap. Beneath her lace gloves, his waist and abdomen burned hot. The livestream screen spanning the entire universe hovered overhead, broadcasting his idle complaints and the pair's private topics to everyone!

Ding! Exposed topic: Kafka's exclusive kept man, bound to her at close range. Move more than three meters away and the effect immediately kicks in.

Just moments ago, executives of the Interastral Peace Corporation, the Diviner of the Xianzhou Luofu, and even Herta of the Genius Society had been clamoring to capture Su Bai and dissect him. Now, seeing the flood of comments on the sky screen, they completely lost it!

"He said my legs are short but feel amazing? Su Bai, get out here and face me!"

"What do you mean Auntie Himeko's coffee isn't as alluring as her collarbones?!"

Hunted across the stars and interrogated in one chaotic showdown after another by the universe's top goddesses, Su Bai, an idle guy who just wanted to lie flat and live off a woman, trembled with fear. He grabbed Kafka's ankle and said, "Sis, help me! I'm really going to be drained dry this time..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.