I Write Novels, and Everyone Thinks I'm the Protagonist

The whole class is treating my book like a prophecy about cultivating immortality, and they're all fighting to become my followers?

Me: ??? I wrote that book!

I wrote in the System that the Dragon Tomb would open at the winter solstice, and every supernatural in the city rushed overnight to empty the riverbed south of town.

I wrote that the player needed nine assistants, and the school belle tearfully said she'd do anything for me.

They think they're keeping up with the latest chapters. In reality, they're working for me.

I yawn, and they say the Chosen One is so composed.

I stretch, and they say he's controlling everything behind the scenes.

Well, as long as you're happy.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.