Empress, Please Behave. I'm Truly Abstaining from Lust to Preserve My Health

After transmigrating into the young master of the Hehuan Sect, the most debauched and depraved sect in the demonic cult, my father sends the newly defeated first empress of the righteous path, the Holy Maiden of Yaochi, and the Sword Sect's Valkyrie into my Yin-Yang Furnace of Desire from the start. As I look at the three stunning beauties before me, who are voluntarily stripping and wearing resolute expressions as they prepare to use their primordial yin to burst me apart, I tremble and pull out the Supreme Scripture of Detachment and Longevity and a thermos. My previous self's excessive lust has left me with only three days to live. "Stop taking your clothes off! Put them back on! Does any of you know traditional Chinese medical massage? I've got a slipped disc!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.