Farming in the Underworld: The King of Hell Is Forced by Me to Do Square Dancing

Chen Dao's goofy vegetable-growing System has one ironclad rule: proper farming earns merit, and the more ridiculous the method, the higher the yield.

So square-dance moves loosen the soil, socially outgoing chives run off to drum up customers, radishes shower medicinal herbs with compliments until they bloom, Yan Xiaobao fertilizes the fields with lightning, Granny Meng taste-tests the fertilizer, and former coworker Zhao Juan is pressured into finishing a square dance before willingly joining the risk-control team.

A blacksmith from the seventeenth level shows up with a hammer to invest. An official from the Celestial Court's Department of Agriculture arrives on a flying sword to place a bulk order. An academic from the Celestial Court's Academy of Sciences sees the data and immediately approves three mu of experimental fields.

Watching his KPI climb from last place, the King of Hell pats Chen Dao on the shoulder. "What did you do for a living?"

"Game design."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.