Hogwarts: I Really Didn't Want to Be the Dark Lord!

After he transmigrates into Ron Weasley, he has one summer left before school starts. His family is short on money, his wand is secondhand, and the old rat they've kept for years is a Death Eater.

Fortunately, he can hear the voices of all things, and in his dreams there's a library filled with ancient magic.

Ron decides to fix up old things first and earn enough to buy a new wand.

Before long, brooms are demanding raises, suits of armor are refusing to work overtime, Voldemort's Horcruxes are collectively requesting new researchers, and investigation letters from the Ministry of Magic are filling the Burrow's fireplace.

Dumbledore looks at his experiment notes, takes off his glasses, and falls silent for a long time.

Ron can only explain earnestly, "Professor, isn't it better to let cursed objects describe their symptoms than to smash them one by one with a hammer?"

The diary on the table frantically scribbles:

"He calls this a checkup?!"

"You're the Dark Lord!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.