Siheyuan: From the Start, I'm Fully Stocked and Beat the Birds with My Club

Reborn in 1960, in a courtyard house in Nanluoguxiang, Zheng He had barely opened his eyes when he caught his wife, Li Ruyan, trying to poison him with rat poison. She ran off with her illegitimate child, taking all the ration coupons and money, and leaving him with nothing but a dilapidated room and an empty grain jar.

The provincial emergency supplies warehouse he had managed in his previous life came with him when he transmigrated: mountains of rice, flour, canned meat, seafood, and dried goods. He also awakened his family's Five-Lang Eight Trigrams Staff technique, and his iron-hard skills made him unstoppable.

He tore into his treacherous wife and divorced her on the spot. At the courtyard's residents' meeting, he knocked Silly Zhu over with a single blow of his staff, argued Yi Zhonghai into fainting on the spot, and left Third Master Yan Bugui unable to fleece him for so much as a scrap of wool.

With a warehouse full of supplies and formidable skills, he ate well every day through the famine years, dealt with every shameless bully in the courtyard who tried to guilt-trip people, and lived life on his own terms.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.