You Were Told to Serve as a Eunuch, but You Became the Nine-Thousand-Year-Old of the Inner Court

At the Purification Platform, Chen Pi saves his manhood with fake pills made from malt sugar and opens the path to power in the imperial palace!

He sneaks into the Imperial Kitchen at night, and half a rotten chicken earns him a glorious feat of saving the emperor. Emperor Shunfeng applauds and rewards him lavishly, granting him a prestigious seventh-rank gold badge!

Every eunuch in the palace bows and scrambles to please him, while the imperial consorts tremble whenever they run into him!

The arrogant Grand Princess whips her attendants? Chen Pi serves her a mud-baked chicken so delicious it brings tears to the eyes of the noble princess, then suppresses her cold poison with his skillful massage. The once-arrogant female tyrant begs him softly, "From now on, stay here every night!"

The wicked servants of Changchun Palace abuse their authority? Chen Pi brandishes the emperor's gold badge and beats them senseless, sending teeth flying with blood. He seizes a superb piece of warm jade, leaving the chief steward on his knees, kowtowing and begging for mercy!

A peerless female assassin from the martial world sneaks in, drenched in blood. He turns the secret code of the martial world against her, then bites through a tribute ginseng root and risks his life to save her. He charms the aloof heroine until her ears turn red, and she willingly becomes his ally!

The old eunuchs want to verify his medicine? The powerful figures of the harem are sharpening their knives?

Chen Pi smiles as he accepts precious treasures from every quarter, then reclines on his couch: In this man-eating palace, I alone decide who is in charge!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.