Let's Go, Anglers!

I've fished for fish, shrimp, and toads, and even silicone dolls.

I've fished for people and turtles, for panties, and for pocket pussies.

There's nowhere a fishing nut can't go, unless there's no water.

There's nothing a fishing nut can't catch, except the Earth.

They say fishing is addictive. That's nonsense. I go every day, and I don't see myself getting hooked.

They say fishing trips end with an empty catch. More nonsense. As long as you don't reel in, how can you come back empty-handed?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.