The Pit King, Medicine Venerable

Lin Bei died. AI Doubao tricked him into eating a poisonous mushroom, and he was well and truly dead. He transmigrated to the world of cultivation and activated the Merchant System, thinking he'd be on top of the world from then on. But the System handed out pills without explaining their side effects. He sold one, and the buyer had to squat to pee for a whole month. He sold another, and every unmarried female disciple in the sect started lactating. He sold one more, and a ** at Dan Ding Sect exploded with lightning, destroying three furnaces. The buyers chased him down to hack him apart, the System docked his points, and Doubao kept spouting nonsense with a perfectly straight face.

"Based on my analysis, this is a detox reaction. I recommend taking another pill to reinforce the effect."

"According to sales psychology, this is called a second conversion."

"According to the System agreement, I have no obligation to disclose side effects."

Lin Bei crouched in a corner, staring at the two hundred cultivators chasing him. He was on the verge of tears. "Doubao, what's in the next batch of pills?"

"Based on my analysis, most likely pills that will make your situation even worse."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.