Siheyuan: From the Start, I Cheat Second Master into Tears!

Tian Shengli transmigrates into a courtyard house, and from the start Liu Haizhong mistakes him for his son and lashes him with a belt. "My family is honored for its fallen martyrs. You dare hit me?"

Three lashes later, he has fifty yuan in hand! At the courtyard meeting, he announces that the outhouse in the east courtyard is private property: five mao to pee, one yuan to poop, extra charges for staying too long! Jia Zhangshi doesn't believe it and sneaks in? She gets transported straight to Africa to become a tribal chief's thirteenth wife, then comes back crying, "The ancestors of the Tian family have answered our prayers!" Deaf Granny tries to use the toilet for free? Granny feigns deafness and confusion, retorting, "Teach me how to live a few years longer," and knocks her out on the spot!

He finishes a three-day task of shooting sparrows with a slingshot in one day; half a day of fishing gets him a bicycle wheel. He goes on a blind date with Qin Jingru, and Silly Zhu gets so jealous he loses it. He claims Jia Zhangshi as family, and all the aunties in the courtyard clamor to become his relatives. He stores gold bars in his pocket dimension, the System gives him points, Granny opens gift packs, and he opens portals. Grandmother and grandson play deaf and play dumb, keeping all the courtyard's oddballs thoroughly in line.

"My whole family was full of heroes. I'm the only one left. If anyone messes with me, I'll make them pay! If anyone takes advantage of me, I'll make sure they regret it!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or people is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.