In the Name of the People: I Wanted to Be a Slacker, but They Forced Me to Be a Saint

After transmigrating as Sun Liancheng, I bound myself to the Lazy Fish System: the lazier my administration, the more generous the rewards.

So Guangming District took a sharp turn:

Li Dakang raged that the public petition window was too low? I spent 800 yuan fixing it, and Secretary Li nearly had a heart attack on the spot.

They hosted a banquet at Shanshui Manor to win me over? I said the stars were against me and it wasn't a good night to go out. Gao Xiaoqin was left questioning her life.

A breathtaking beauty threw herself into my arms? I shouted, "When a female comrade falls, male comrades must keep their distance!" And just like that, she was gone.

I tried my hardest to get myself fired so I could retire. But every time I slacked off, the bigwigs interpreted it as "great wisdom disguised as foolishness."

Gao Yuliang: He's breaking the deadlock with a cosmic vision! Sha Ruijin: He's the purest cadre there is! Hou Liangping investigated me for three months, then tearfully reported to his superiors: "This man is a black hole. There's no getting anywhere with him!"

In the public opinion poll, I, the "District Chief of the Universe," shot to the top. During the cadre evaluation, I was nominated for deputy mayor by an overwhelming margin.

As I stood in despair at the city's commendation ceremony, ready to make one last attempt, Provincial Party Secretary Sha Ruijin personally presented me with an award. "Comrade Liancheng, you are a role model for cadres in Handong!"

My vision went black. All I wanted was to be a lazy fish. Why do you have to force me to be a saint!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.