Quit Pretending, Historical Legends Are Lining Up to Beat Me Up

Lu Ye, 24 years old, runs an all-purpose shop in an urban village and is the seventy-third-generation descendant of Sima Qian.

He thought the debt his ancestors left behind was money.

Until Bai Qi appeared in his mind and said flatly:

"Within three days, make two old men who have spent ten years arguing over a chicken shake hands and make peace. Fail, and I'll show up every day."

Lu Ye: ???

Then Qin Shi Huang told him to clear a fire lane within 24 hours.

Li Bai poured him half a jin of liquor and forced him to write a hit square-dance song.

Han Xin ordered him to turn his money-losing shop profitable within a month.

Huo Qubing ordered him to visit every elderly person living alone in the urban village within three days, without missing a single one.

Famous figures from all of Chinese history lined up to beat him up.

Pass a test, and he earned an ability fragment.

Fail, and famous figures from across history would publicly mock him in their group chat.

Lu Ye talked tough: "This is going to cost extra."

But his actions told the truth: he got every job done.

No romance, no ending, just one unexpected test after another.

And Lu Ye, who always talked tough but always came through.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.