You Had 500 Years to Deliver Peaches, Yet You Tricked Every God and Buddha in Heaven

He transmigrates into Journey to the West as a peach delivery boy and awakens “Nimble Fingers.” Steal one innate treasure, and the most rebellious troublemakers in the Three Realms will help you turn the tables!

Yuan Zhen transmigrates as a menial servant under Bodhi. With no magic power and only a past-life memory of being called Yang Jiao, Yang Jian’s eldest brother, he steals Li Jing’s Exquisite Pagoda while rescuing Nezha. Instead, he’s hauled before the Immortal-Slaying Platform. Within three days, Nezha brings Sun Wukong and Yang Jian to his aid. The Three Realms’ biggest rebels gather, ready to tear the platform down on the spot!

But his golden finger does far more than steal pagodas: each time he steals a treasure from an immortal or Buddha, he awakens a memory of “Yang Jiao” and unlocks an ancient primordial divine power. The pagoda is only the beginning. He steals the Demon-Reflecting Mirror, the Diamond Bangle, the Seven-Treasure Wonderful Tree... Soon he’s stripped every last secret from all the immortals and Buddhas in heaven.

The System then coolly warns him that it can’t hide the workings of fate: whoever he steals from will come looking for him. Li Jing hunts him down, Dipankara demands an explanation, and the Tathagata gets a headache. The whole Three Realms descends into chaos because of him. But he only wants to ask: after delivering peaches for five hundred years, is it really too much to ask you to call me “Eldest Son of the Yang Family”?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.