Super God Academy: Selling Egg Fried Rice, Su Xiaoli's Clothes Slip

Grocer Gu Li has been stuck in his shop for a month, living on instant noodles. His only companion is a traveling frog that can journey between all the heavens.

Then one day, Su Xiaoli, a popular livestreamer, walks in with her phone. Five-thousand-yuan golden egg fried rice, a one-hundred-thousand-yuan mystery jar: viewers in the livestream are all calling it a rip-off shop. But when she smashes the jar open, a pink fruit rolls out: the Slip-Slip Fruit. After eating it, her appearance transforms, and her skin becomes so slick that even her clothes can't stay on.

Policewoman Qilin responds to a call and comes to investigate, suspecting this is a new kind of scam operation. But the moment she reaches out to touch Su Xiaoli, she nearly slips and falls herself. Meanwhile, the lucky charm Gu Li sells her actually comes from the Three Treasures of A Certain World. The PLUS version returned by the System is an Indestructible Bead from a cultivation world, powerful enough to defend against physical, mental, and even spiritual attacks.

Su Xiaoli has already fallen head over heels, and Qilin is beginning to waver too. Gu Li's System inventory still holds plenty of unsold goods: Devil Fruits, Zanpakuto, the Decade Driver... He's trying to figure out how to use these items to quietly rewrite the future of the Super God world.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.