The Cultivation World's Top Lie-Flat Grandmaster

Warning! Do not mess with Shen An.

This big shot can't refine pills properly or fight properly.

But he has a sharp-tongued, chubby black creature from the heavenly realm.

A single strand of its fur can make a Golden Core big shot sneeze until he collapses.

He cooks hotpot in an alchemy furnace and accidentally refines a miraculous pill; assassins switch careers to deliver packages, and powerful clan leaders are driven bankrupt by their own ledgers.

His Chaos Spirit Root awakens, and the entire cultivation world begs him to become its leader.

Shen An: If you have a problem, burn some paper offerings. If not, stay away. I'm busy petting my creature and selling protective charms.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.