Wuxia Crossover: The Wudang Drunkard Is Actually a Sword Immortal

Ten years of grueling cultivation can't match one night of drunkenness for him. Bound to the Drunken Sword Immortal template by the System, he gains 5% sword insight from a jar of osmanthus-scented bamboo-leaf liquor. Down half a flask of Nine-Turn Jade Nectar, and his cultivation realm shoots straight to Grandmaster. He soaks thousand-year fire lingzhi, Great Restoration Pills, and moonlit spirit fruit in liquor, using heavenly treasures as cooking wine. His Nine-Curve Spirit Gourd contains a world of its own. He could pour in an entire river of fine wine and still not fill it. Other people break through by achieving enlightenment. He breaks through by blacking out. “I drank too much that day, and woke up a Grandmaster?” The martial world weeps into their toilets. “We train until we cough up blood, and you drink your way to the top? Where's the justice in that!” This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.